A fit, healthy body–that is the best fashion statement
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Jess C. Scott
My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around.

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Dora J. Arod
She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.
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Unknown
My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored.
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Dora J. Arod
Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious.
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Ruth Reichl
More Quotes By Emma Straub
So much for being a good friend was knowing when to keep your mouth shut.
Why bother getting married, going through all the pomp and pageantry, if you didn't think it was going to last? It was far easier to live in sin and not have to deal with the paperwork.
Maybe that was the answer to good parenting–pretending the first child was the second.
It was so long ago now that the job felt like part of her soul. Like being a teacher or an artist who made things out of sand. You never really saw the results. You just trusted that you knew what you were doing and...
Some people smoked crack in alleyways. Franny ate chocolate. On the scale of things, it seemed entirely reasonable.
